Towering Ambitionist T-Shirts

Skyscraper/Tower of Babel

What else is there to wish for?

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Scientists building a tower

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

What is possible/what is probable.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Desk at the Horizon

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"I started out fetching."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

Low hanging fruit

Businessmen's Dreams

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.