Towering Achiever T-Shirts

"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

'I wish I was creative'

Scientists building a tower

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

High Jump

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Physicist in restaurant.

"Seriously?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Close... but no Degas.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Woman on Top

'Library built out of books.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

"Since he lost his job I try to keep him busy around the house."

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

"Johnny's working so hard. He's had his nose in that book for hours"

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views