Child Ambition T-Shirts

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

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Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."

Careerist

"He wants to be an architect."