Childhood Aspirations Gifts

'I want to be a soccer hooligan when I grow up.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The Day Dreamer.

"I'll have the usual."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"