Childhood Aspirations Gifts

'I want to be a soccer hooligan when I grow up.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tree house.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

The Day Dreamer.

"I'll have the usual."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'