Child Innovator Gifts

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Children's Imagination

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Education Plan

Dog Walker