Clever Kiddos Gifts

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Playing dustbins

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"He's a fussy eater."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"