Clever Kiddo Prints

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

Football Fans

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"It's a mobile."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Serious Putty

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Children's imagination

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

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