Curious Kiddo Pillows

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Mum, are those where all the Scots people come from?'

'Did you see what Daddy took out of Mrs. Ellis' cat?'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Serious Putty

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?