Curious Student Gifts

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

Jr. cloning kit

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Idle parts

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

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