Curious Student Prints

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

Jr. cloning kit

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Honey Wallah

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Idle parts

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"