Dog Drama Fan Pillows

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Pet Entertainers

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'Flossing?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"