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'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

Irritating cow syndrome.

Australian Mobile Bar

"Noah's going to be surprised when he finds us coming in apples instead of pears."

Cat's Tongue

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Restricted: Do Not Cross

"I'll have what he's having."

Kangaroo Shit

'Anyone that stupid is full of bull! Hear me? Bull'

'Passing the buck'

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

Sign at pet shop reads, 'Warning! Do not buy if seal is broken.'

'You never told me he was a spitting lama.'

Stop badgering the witness, Mr. Fusco. It's a long story, your honor, but I'm actually "wolverining" the witness.

I think those are crocodile tears, Al. I deeply resent that, Dr. Kapuchnik. These are alligator tears. There's a difference.

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

The Bear Fax.

"Bruno, sit."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."