Animal Pun Appreciator Gifts

'We're a giant Q-tip'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Punt Cake

Banana Split...

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!