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Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Boy racer with huge sound system

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."