Pub Prankster Gifts

'Me again. Mother says persistence pays off. If you want me to leave you alone, it'll cost you a dollar.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear