Old-school Bar Lover T-Shirts

Campaign for real spit and sawdust

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'