Old-school Bar Lover Mugs

Campaign for real spit and sawdust

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'