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"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"I'm not whining."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."