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Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

"I feel a draft."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.