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'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

Paul Ree

Dancing at the Clubs.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The club scene is really changing."

SF NO

"We'll always hate Paris."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Focus Groupies

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'For the larger appetite we suggest choices from the children's menu.'

Cybergoths.

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Nerd night at the club.

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

The Antisocial Social club - new members not welcome.

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

Lap Line-Dancing Club

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"You. You. And you."

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'