Classic Punk Admirer Gifts

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"What old school? This is my life."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Ian Dury

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Meet the Beetles....

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Original punks go to reunion

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'