Classic Punk Admirer T-Shirts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"What old school? This is my life."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Meet the Beetles....

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance