Punk Admirer Gifts

Punk: 'I hate my hair.'

'You look different! Have you done something with your hair?'

Showoff! Bald man envies punk.

'...and over the shoulder for 'good luck'.'

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The Origami Society...

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

Teddy and friends.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Disease-y Top

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room