Viking Gifts

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Could you give us a push?'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Ramming Speed!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats