Modern Viking Gifts

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."