Virtual Viking Gifts

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Computer games

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

i-teddy

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Virtual Beach

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Computer Life

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."