Virtual Viking T-Shirts

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Computer games

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'I miss the good old days!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"But I use all of them!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Virtual Beach

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Computer Life

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."