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The Vineyard

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Computer games

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

i-teddy

School trip little porters.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Computer Life

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Virtual Beach

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Have you seen this toaster?