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"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

You had me at vintage.

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Tourist

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Let me look at that map...'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Hey. . . in use!"

1930's bather.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

The Bonvoy Age...

Floating Dragon

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Whip-Behind.

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."