Vintage Virtual Trekker Gifts

Witter

The Vineyard

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Computer games

School trip little porters.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Virtual Beach

Computer Life

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

The First Asshole

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Silly sausages

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

Have you seen this toaster?