Vintage Virtualist Gifts

Graduation Day at Sunrise Semester

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Good luck with your video interview.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"It's all state of the art, except for him."