Modern Viking T-Shirts

"Pretty berserk. How are things with you?"

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Could you give us a push?'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings