Viking Culture T-Shirts

'May contain Cnuts.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Caricature of a Viking

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

Really Early Vikings

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Snake with a tarnhelm

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"I can't believe those darn Vikings are cutting off our horns to make drinking goblets!"

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Viking Funeral

"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."

"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'