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'This is the best I could come up with.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."