Viking Culture Aficionados Pillows

'This is the best I could come up with.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.