Viking Culture Prints

'May contain Cnuts.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'

Caricature of a Viking

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

Really Early Vikings

Unbeknownst to most people, the game 'footsie' was invented by the Vikings.

'Nice siege!'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Snake with a tarnhelm

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"I can't believe those darn Vikings are cutting off our horns to make drinking goblets!"

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Vikings at Anger Management Seminar

Viking Funeral

First we loot and pillage, then we sell the stuff on eBay.

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."

"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."