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The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

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Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Wotan with eye patch

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'