Viking Mugs

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Wotan with eye patch

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Could you give us a push?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Ramming Speed!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"