Norse Myths Pillows

Ginger God

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hagen