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"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Giant Headless Horseman

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Moonbillies.

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Leprechaun Love

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.