Lover Of Irish Folklore Mugs

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

James Joyce.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

W. B. Yeats

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'It's not easy being green.'

St. Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

Garden Variety Irish

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Daniel O'Connell

Happy St Patrick's Day!

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

There's a fly in my Irish coffee. Fly does not live by soup alone.

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'