Irish Folklore Lover Mugs

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Folk o' the Wee

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

James Joyce

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Snakes Return To Ireland

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Jekyll and Heidi.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Mendel and the Pea.

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.