Irish Folklore Lover Gifts

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?"

"FAITH AND BEGORRAH!!! She's onto where I hid me pot of gold!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Mephistopheles

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

James Joyce

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Loch Ness Monster

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

Jekyll and Heidi.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Snakes Return To Ireland

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Mendel and the Pea.