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Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

The One True Reason For The Death Of Jesse James.

"If they don't attack at night, why have they got flashlights?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A sure sign of rain

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

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