Exploring Folklore Gifts

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A sure sign of rain

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"