Folklore Fun Gifts

'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Bigfoot"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

A sure sign of rain

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."