Reading Folklore Gifts

"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Paul's Bunions

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

'I think all my previous employers found me merry.'

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

'What? ALL of them-you let them ALL go home to Mother???'

'You never knew your father - He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and he fell in the moat.'

Robin Hood

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A sure sign of rain

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."