Reading Folklore Gifts

Chicken Little's annual report to shareholders.

"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Paul's Bunions

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

'Next time you barbeque, Ms. Godiva, I strongly advise you to wear clothes.'

'I think all my previous employers found me merry.'

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

'What? ALL of them-you let them ALL go home to Mother???'

'You never knew your father - He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and he fell in the moat.'

Robin Hood

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

A sure sign of rain

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.