Modern Folklore Pillows

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"