Fantasy Lore Fanatic Pillows

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

The tooth fairy.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

ET Mishap

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Where the wild things were."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"What the hell took so long?"

Newt sale

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.