Fable Fanatic Pillows

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Tower of Pisa: The untold story.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"You can't remember what you had for breakfast today, but you can still remember that darn race perfectly!"

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.

Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.

Little Dutch boy at work.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...'

After many generations, the wolf in sheep's clothing, eventually evolved into a WOOLF.

'I tell you, I'm not a chickenhawk!'

'He'd had enough of the fame, so I helped him fake his own death - I never really ate the gingerbread man.'

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

'It's all in my new book about the sky falling, the stock market falling, global warming, and how it all fits together...'

'The doctor's been complaining about how slow you are in paying his bills.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Yes, a hare. Why are you suddenly so interested in knowing when and where the race will be?"

Fox and crow

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

Aesop

The sky

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

"Are you sure you're not dating me to get back at your father?"

Crow and fox

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

"I'm having trouble with the part where the lion doesn't just eat the mouse anyway."

"Got over the house of straw."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The Emperor's New Followers

"Win, but make it close."